After nine months of intensive research, I hereby present my very own pros and cons list of being pregnant.
CONS
- No drinking. (I miss margaritas.)
- Really tiny bladder.
- Can't clip my own toenails.
PROS:
- Eating ANYTHING I WANT, and lots of it.
- Doing absolutely nothing and not feeling guilty about it.
- Making my husband do chores (Have YOU made a liver today? Hmm? No? Thought so. THAT'S why YOU get to do the dishes).
- People carry things for me.
- Doors get opened very quickly.
- Being pampered by society in general.
- Foot and back massages all the time.
- Sleeping ten hours a night is a necessity, not an indulgence.
- Extra ice cream "for the baby."
- Attack of the motherly fuzzies when I see something cute.
- Going up two cup sizes (FEELING HOTT!).
- Automatic admittance to the Ministry of Silly Walks (I waddle).
- Collecting adorable baby items and squealing over each one.
- Feeling Baby move.
- Realizing that my body can effin' MAKE A PERSON.
- Starting a family unit :).
P.S. Happy Halloween!
Hooray!
ReplyDeleteI was with Kathryn M. quite a lot this weekend and you came up a few times :) Just wanted to let you know we're thinking about you. And, I hope you are feeling well. Can't wait to see you again. Also, I love this list :)
ReplyDeleteThis list makes me laugh! :o)
ReplyDeleteI have to say, and I wouldn't trade this baby for anything in the world, so don't get me wrong - but my CONS list would be much longer and my PROS list much shorter. But one outweighs them all - in the end, we'll have little baby girls! YAY!
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